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Here's How the First Mercury Retrograde of the Year Will F*ck Up Your Life

January 28, 2021 | 02:58AM

It's baaaaack.
Schedule a Staycation, Because Aquarius Season Is Here to Help You Let Loose

January 18, 2021 | 11:13PM

Capricorn season was rough, but now it's over.
Call Your BFF Right Now, Because Mercury Is in Aquarius

January 08, 2021 | 02:48AM

If anything can make you want to join weekly Zoom happy hours again, it's this.
Venus in Capricorn Is Helping You Finally End Your Sh*tty Situationship

January 08, 2021 | 02:37AM

Thank u, next.
Mars in Taurus Is Helping You Actually Stick to Your New Year's Resolutions

January 06, 2021 | 06:18AM

Also, it's great for your sex life, JSYK.

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