8 Things I Wish I'd Known Before Bleaching My Hair White Blonde

Consider this a heads up if you're thinking about going bright blonde.

Lockdown has seen many people go nuclear on their hair. Dua Lipa dyed her strands "orangina quarantina", after first rocking pink. Hilary Duff switched from blonde to ocean blue, and over on TikTok the "just did a bad thing" challenge has seen hundreds of people attempt a DIY dye job. Some worked out great. Some...crashed and burned.

Thankfully I've so far resisted the urge to brighten my dull roots at home and instead am embracing months of re-growth (through gritted teeth) in anticipation of next appointment. As soon as professional help is available, I'm booking in to get my hair back to its bleachiest best.

My own color journey was sparked by none other than Taylor Swift. One minute she was mousy like me, the next, she unveiled this outstanding bleach blonde bob, totally transforming herself in the act.

Several years—and one striking, metallic Met Gala appearance—later, Taylor’s own hair may have returned to its safe place, but my obsession with those show-stopping strands had not subsided, so I paid a visit to top London salon Larry King to meet Harriet Muldoon, hair colorist to the stars (including bleach-queen Pixie Lott) and all-round blonde expert, to take the plunge.

My hair before and after bleaching it.

Charlie Teather

Now several years later and still converted (and utterly dedicated to Harriet and the rest of Larry King's epic team), here's my eight-step guide to the things you should know before getting white blonde hair.

1) Consult your calendar

This isn’t a decision that should be made impulsively. Having a bright white blonde hair is a serious transformation and one that will take some getting used to. I spent the first 24 hours in a panic that I would never recognize myself in the mirror again, and it took at least a week to acknowledge how much I really loved it.

Thankfully, I had a quiet week with no big plans. I wouldn’t recommend jumping in if you have, say, a wedding or family event to attend in the next few days. It’s highly likely that Aunt Joan will gasp, and you’ll want to be 100% confident with it to be able to take that on the chin.

2) There are various shades of white

If you thought that there was only one shade of white, you need to do a smidge more research before settling down in the salon chair. From creamy bleach to almost a purple, pearly white, it’s a good idea to think about what look you’re going for.

Your hairdresser will be able to help guide you depending on your skin tone, but the last thing you want is to go in hoping for Poppy Delevingne-esque ends and leave with a silvery sheen. I opted for a creamier blonde as I thought lilac tones would make my pale complexion feel too cold. The good news is, you can use the time now to have a play around and really find the tone you want. There's plenty of places you can go to on try on different colors virtually—try Redken's new Virtual Hair Color Tool or L'Oréal Paris's Style My Hair app.

Charlie Teather

3) It's not a quick transformation

My first appointment took 4.5 hours, during which, you might hear a lot of technical jargon go over your head. Harriet broke down the steps for me beforehand so that I knew exactly what products were being used and what each did.

First she applied Redken Flashlift, including pH Bonder to mid-sections, then roots, followed by the ends—a bonding service to ensure we retained the integrity of my hair during the process. Then she separated each section with a foil to seal in moisture and heat to help with the lifting process. Finally, she toned using Redken Shades EQ 9V to neutralize yellow tones, and finished with PH Bonder part two for 10 minutes.

4) Bleach is intense 

For some reason, I didn’t even consider that applying layers upon layers of bleach straight to my scalp might be the slightest bit uncomfortable. So when I began to feel a burning sensation at the back of my head, I panicked that I was having an allergic reaction.

Thankfully I wasn’t, and it was a totally normal part of the process. It’s not agony but I would recommend leaving the turtleneck at home as it can get a little toasty. On the plus side, it does elevate the cool hair rinse/head massage to whole new heights of deliciousness.

5) It's seriously high maintenance

And I don’t just mean in the salon. Before your appointment, it’s a good idea to pre-treat your hair with heaps of protective oils as, unsurprisingly, bleach can take its toll.

Post-appointment, your hair will have been stripped of a lot of its goodness (pigment, protein, and oils) and might feel weak and damaged—especially if you have a very fine texture or light blonde tones. You can add moisture and nourishment with intense conditioning treatments like Redken Extreme MegaMask or Ultimate Remedy Reset by Shu Uemura Art of Hair.

And if you start to see any tinges of yellow *shudder*, run out and find a bottle of silver shampoo such as Pro:voke's Touch of Silver or Bleach London’s Silver Shampoo and Conditioner. If you have the color to the root, you’ll also likely need a touch-up every six to eight weeks.

6) You can't quickly reverse it 

You need to be patient. You could go cold turkey and grow it out, but if your natural hair is any darker than a regular blonde, the root line will likely be too dramatic. The best way would be to gradually dye it deeper shades and then let your natural root grow through. Either way, it will take time.

7) It can be expensive 

Even without the up-keep and maintenance, the initial appointment is an investment. For example, at Larry King where I went, the cost starts around $350. I seriously would advise, however, not doing it on the cheap. The only thing scarier than dyeing your hair bright white is doing it somewhere that doesn't take appropriate care.

8) You won't regret it

Regardless of my initial panic post-bleach, I feel like this was the hair I was born to have. (I was, in fact, born with it, before it faded at age 11, *sob*). If you’ve thought about taking the plunge for longer than a fleeting moment, then there’s no better time than now to channel your inner Xtina.

This story originally appeared on Glamour UK.

This story originally appeared on: Glamour - Author:Charlie Teather