Get it, Amy.
Amy Schumer Just Revealed How Often She Has Sex as a Mom
Get it, Amy. Comedian and I Feel Pretty star Amy Schumer just revealed how often she and husband Chris Fischer have sex since welcoming their son, Gene, in May 2019.
"Okay, truly, we probably have sex every seven to 10 days," Schumer told fellow comic Kevin Hart on his Sirius XM show, Comedy Gold Minds, per People. She continued, "And we do it and we go, 'God, that's so great. Like, we need to do that more.' And then we don't do it again for another seven to 10 days." Interesting, that's how I feel about jogging.
Schumer joked that a main obstacle in her sex life is her husband's, let's say, ambivalence about the act. "This happened the other day," she recalled, "I go, 'Do you want to have sex?' And he makes this face...like, he kind of pictured it and winced." She says Fischer, a chef, made her a counter-offer, "How about tomorrow?” to which she answered, “Great. Thank you. I feel really good.”
Elsewhere in the conversation, Schumer joked the thing that had changed most about her since getting married was her vagina, quipping (per Page Six), “It’s honestly just like, huge now and just garbage. It’s just street trash. Yeah, I would say my street trash p—-y is probably [the biggest change."
She also admitted she no longer has her pre-marriage stamina, and she doesn't mean in the bedroom. "I don't go out anymore," she said, comparing her pre-marriage, pre-motherhood, pre-pandemic schedule to her current on. (Isn't that all of us, TBH? What even is “going out?”) "I'd be down at The Cellar every night doing stand-up, and now it's like, if a friend is like, 'Want to meet out at 8pm?' I'm like, '8pm?! Sorry!'" No apologies necessary. Stay home and get it in, Amy Schumer.
This story originally appeared on: Glamour - Author:Elizabeth Logan
